"RAMPS 2" at Cream City

As we sit, the prairie once again snowed, no first pitch, the reality only a dream...: A call from the commissioner comes in over the red phone:

"Mike, the moratorium is off."

"Yeah?"

"Yes. Do it."

"Ok, commish, I'm on it. But will they really watch all 14 minutes?"

"They should. These dudes rip, hard."

(Source link here, plus the list of all the skaters.)