December 13, 2008

Locs...Eddie Kochendorfer

Photo by Sam McGuire

Name: Edward Kochendorfer

Age: Old enough to get a supplying to minors ticket.

Nicknames: Teck Ed, Edword, Squidword, Fast Eddie..

What's your deal? What's Jamiel's deal?

Where are you doing it?: Hopefully on silk sheets!

How high can you ollie? Not that high...

Can I have your board?: Didn't I already give you one?

Favorite local video: I agree with Shay..

Whats in your car? Don't own one of those..next question please..

It's a hot day, skating or swimming? Swimming then skating! Ya digems!

Who's your favorite local skater? Are they all locals? Everyone is killin' it!

Where's the best place to eat? In my moms kitchen..she merks! And if you don't know now you know! Our last name means village chef..moms merks!

Mini-ramp and beer or out in the streets all day? Beer and street! Ya heard meh!

How old are you in skate years? Ask Jamiel, we been in this together.. I think I started a half year after that man...

It's 10 PM on a Saturday night, what are you doing? Just starting to get buck with some homies and some homegurls!..sexy ones!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

rumor has it it that kickflip was not landed

Anonymous said...

rumor has it that third lair is pressing charges against eddy for skating and not paying. if there's any truth to that that is jacked up on many levels. wackest move the third lair crew has made yet, and they've mad a ton of them.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it since like 83' 3rd is fucking lame. Also Eddie is mad Niggery

Anonymous said...

the lair is way lame..burning mad bridges.. i hyped not to be a part of mullars fucked up money making schemes.

EDDIE KOCHENDORFER said...

yea snuck in the park got caught by mrod had a meeting with him the following monday everything was cool from then on but during that time period from friday to monday i got calls saying that muller might wanna press charges an file it as theft but i have yet to talk to him so this could already be over or might get worse..depends on that dude..

Also..Kickflip was landed an this is true i am mad niggery i was born like this way.. thanks haters.. bbbbbbrrrrraaaaat!

Take down the skate park NAZI's said...

SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME YOU FUCK'N DIMWIT MULLAR! This by far is the most fucked thing I have heard in a long time. Mullar shouldn't even refer to himself as skateboarder. He is officially on the "MARK ASS BUSTER" list. Way to turn a whole skate scene against you.

Biased Opinion said...

Here's a few thoughts to ponder. Why are there "zumiez" promotional couches in 3rd Lair? Why does one owner wear make up and the other have a lisp? Why do they both push mongo? Why is Steve working construction? What does the B-Show think about the free list? Why hasn't the Minnesota skate scene condemned 3rd for lately being as equally fucked up as Consolidated was to us?

Biased Opinion said...

Here's a few thoughts to ponder. Why are there "zumiez" promotional couches in 3rd Lair? Why does one owner wear make up and the other have a lisp? Why do they both push mongo? Why is Steve working construction? What does the B-Show think about the free list? Why hasn't the Minnesota skate scene condemned 3rd for lately being as equally fucked up as Consolidated was to us?

Sal Paradise said...

The lair is in some sick and twisted cycle of just squandring any good will that they can get within the actual skateboard scene. Sure, kids'll pay the bills, but it sure is telling that none of their team riders will even work there, does Sherman still ride for them?

Its fucking dumb that they pushed out or marginalised Gareri, Munzy and Thatcher dudes that acutally brought a creative spark to there boring opporation. Blame it on way too much weed and acid and grateful dead shows.

Now they got the oportunity to screw over Eddie, and it wouldnt surprise me if they did. Fuck that he's over 18 and your going to do that and put it on his permanent record?

Not even that dude Ted was as big of a dick.

whats good said...

Rumor has it there are some toys r' us ads of eddie when he was a little kid floating around the robbinsdale area

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ed will bust a tech. thats why they call him tech ed. watch yr back 3rd lair slaves, somethin new is comin up the pipeline.

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