December 13, 2008

The Joke Ain't So Funny Anymore

Philmer Phil emailed tonight, and this story is what the email contained. It was a running joke, more than understood, but when I think of it it was all speculation, at least up until now. Remember that creepy ass dude Wayne? Well we were right, here's the story wholly copy and pasted from The Strib, someone catch that pervert:

Former Rogers skate park owner is wanted on sex charges

The former owner of a skate park in Rogers was charged Friday with showing pornography to teenage boys and inappropriately touching them.

Wayne Lee Cummings Jr., 31, faces four felony charges of soliciting a child to engage in sexual conduct and one felony charge of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct. Police were unsure of the man's address, and authorities are trying to find him.

According to the criminal charges, Cummings owned the Showcase Skate Park in Rogers between December 2007 and October 2008. During that time, he is accused of making boys sit on his lap, rubbing their shoulders and thighs, discussing sex in detail and showing them pornography on the skate park's computer. He also hosted sleep-overs at the skate park and slept with his arms around the teens, the charges said.

One 16-year-old boy told police that Cummings once tried to handcuff him to a bench. Five boys between 14 and 16 told police that Cummings touched them, according to the charges, including one who reported that Cummings drew on him with a marker.

Anyone with information about Cummings' whereabouts is asked to call police at 1-888-988-TIPS.

13 comments:

J.R. said...

i fucking knew it,dude is way suspect!

typoscura said...

FUCKKKKKKK that shit.
EVERYONE knew it...everyone.

shitty.

hope they find that creep

Anonymous said...

Heres the CSR website, the organization he ran.

http://csrcommunity.org/

some funny photos

Anonymous said...

Peder-ass

Cellar Door said...

Always kept two eyes on the back of my head around that dude...

Kevin said...

i was with that 16 year old boy when he had to call in to the reporter. this shit is real business.

Hani said...

i laughed out loud when i heard about this.

...we all knew so long ago...

Anonymous said...

hahahaha

Andre said...

everyone knew this for so long! they need to catch that perv!

Todd Brown said...

I just got a back rubb from that dude he told me i ripped and would hook up a used board. Sorry but 14 and 16? Wake the fuck up. At 14 i would have given any dude like that an indy to the dome. Are kid's that dumb these day's? Any who it's no shock where the fuck are these kid's parent's or their commonsense. He would roll up to my local park and nine year old's would talk shit about that weirdo. What are you willing do to for a free board or session?

Kevin said...

he's in jail now. 22 years bitch.

You Pour the Tea, I'll Get the Sugar said...

Turkey,

That's what I'm saying!!!!!! What the fuck?!?

Confused,

Dizzle

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, knew that dude was a creeper from day one!