September 29, 2008

Locs...Seth McCallum

Name: Seth McCallum

Nicknames: Zed, Zedward zcissor hands, zeddie

Age: 30

What's your deal? Standing on a skateboard and stationary rolling because the earth is spinning so fast under me.

Where are you doing it? Minnesota and Kentucky.

How high can you ollie? 2 parking spaces.

Can I have your board? Yours looks just fine, you don't need my board.

Favorite local video: The Roll Series

What's in your car? Mad Gallons of WVO(waste vegetable oil).

It's a hot day, should we go skating or swimming? Skate to the empty pool.

Who's your favorite local skater? CJ RAMBO

Where's the best place to eat? Three Sons- Signature Cuisine (

Mini-ramp and beer or out on the streets all day? Skate streets to the empty pool( dont forget to grab beer).

How old are you in skate years? Roughly 75.

It's 10 PM on a Saturday night, what are you doing? Making a beer can staff with Tucker.


Anonymous said...

let's leave the beercan staff making up to Anti-Hero/Girl.they started it.

platinumseagulls said...

It was Billy Marks where I first saw it, youtube that shit. Plus, the wizard stick is mad fun, and we live in a democracy. Or something.

Anonymous said...

Fucking sheep following the herd.So,if every beer they drank,they kicked eachother in the nuts,would you do that?

Anonymous said...

Democracy,Bullshit not with Bush in power and Mcain on his way.

Scott said...

Don't you mean....SHEEPLE?!

And yeah, if everyone was getting kicked in the nuts I would also get kicked in the nuts...for posterity's sake.

Anonymous said...

So,you are a big pussy!Deleting my comments.Kick yourself in the nuts like Cardiel did to Koston,if they did pussy?Maybe they should of committed suicide,then you would of followed and killed yourself,lambunzy?

Anonymous said...

the plat has kinda gotten grommie lately.You guys are how old and your still doing whatever a pro skater does?

Anonymous said...

"let's leave the beercan staff making up to Anti-Hero/Girl.they started it."

so according to this logic, should we also avoid trying any new trick we see in a skateboard video because someone did it first?

oh and what about any drinking game you have ever played with your buddies? cuz i mean, someone did that shit first right?

some peeps get way too caught up in avoiding fun because they view it as trendy.

loosen up guys. live a little. stop worrying about small shit.

Anonymous said...

Didn't K. Betcher invent the Sheeple?

Anonymous said...

you guys are all gay. might as well be arguing about beer pong.

Anonymous said...

Wow, argue about a beercan staff, go suck a boner.

Tooth said...

you guys ruined my locs with shitty arguments. GEEEZ Louise. Its hard to say anything on the computer net without someones and persons spiking it with hate. Tuckers party was real fun, thanks for having me.

Anonymous said...

On behalf of the post-pubescent Platinum readership, I apologize for bumming Seth out.

Unknown said...

hey I got a post for this. Seth is one of the raddest skaters i've ever met. I like beer. skateboarding is awesome. I like rock music and sex with girls. Positive placement to progress the people

another midwest refugee said...

"let's leave the beercan staff making up to Anti-Hero/Girl.they started it"

no, frat boys started it. a looong time ago.

THE HESH said...

I never do shit anyone else has done, I am 100% ORIGINAL. I'm not even HUMAN because that shit was done before!

suck on that.

PS I'm not even actually leaving this comment because people have left comments before!


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