January 23, 2012

Race To The Bottom

Says fithzx1, "the best skate intro of all the time tho."

Please read Kyle Beachy on Nike SB. There are no easy nor good answers, but he lays it out just how it is. Also, he drops some gems:

"Once sufficient hype had gathered, [Nike] released Nothing But the Truth in 2007, which remains one of the empirically shittiest videos ever produced (I see you, Shorty's Guilty). Bloated, lethargic, and uncomfortably lacking any clear team identity, the video was a shrill caw from that parrot—it reminded us that we were being courted."
Which brings up a much more interesting and answerable question than Nike's place in skateboarding, which is, what is the worst skateboard video of all time? Neither of the videos above lack in the skateboarding department, so that's not part of the criteria here. They're simply difficult/embarrassing/painful to watch. They definitely set the bar high, but are there others out there on par, or worse? Let me know.

16 comments:

COAS said...

Es'pecial definitely stands out to me. Great skating, horribly put together.

Anonymous said...

Tincan Folklore

sherman said...

"Cant stop the Firm" Firm video..... Rodrigo Tx part is awesome

Bootleg 3000.... maybe not just Scott Kanes part is worth watching....

So many more...

Templeton said...

Transworld's Free Your Mind. So many terrible skits, and I don't even remember any of the skating.

Anonymous said...

Maple - Black Cat

Anonymous said...

The new Nike Chronicles video. Why the shitty l..o..n..g intro that's not needed? The new TransWorld video sucks ass.

Reid said...

free your mind? The skits sucked, but Cardiel and stanton both had awesome parts.

Reid said...

oops cardiel was in sight unseen, they always have those vague sounding dumb names.

carbonite said...

that Vision video "barge at will" was pretty horrendous, if i recall...overdone skits with fog and lasers of dudes barging into some warehouse to skate , etc....
evol "still life" has not aged well either. mcnatt fake spots, fake picnic table, etc...
H-Street "Lick" is bad, but so-bad-it's-awesome, kinda...

Anonymous said...

it's a tie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwToGwwjWAw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviJrfNzBEY&list=UUJuM2sA_Diq5GboWLGK-qdw&index=23&feature=plcp

Anonymous said...

nothing but the truth was horrible but wieger's part was awesome, the worst skate video of all time has got to be element's elementality, bad soundtrack, subpar skating, stupid hippy editing, and dumb tree hugging quotes, the only good part in that video was the AM section

Anonymous said...

Filter, Its tough to hate on a local video but the guy pitching the boards between skaters made it pretty tough to watch.

Anonymous said...

If you don't like it there's an option to watch it with just skating. Todds acting was so good tho!

jimmy wayne said...

@anonymous

"the guy pitching the boards between skaters"? what's the video?

A.C. Slayer said...

Extremely Sorry was pretty bad video-wise. way too long of claymation intros and goofy effect in the parts. not to mention the soundtrack. But Nike N.B.T.T. is definitely bad as well.

Anonymous said...

This is the downfall of Nike SB, all successful skate brands run different lines at mall stores and core shops. The core shops are at the heart of skateboarding, big mistake on Nike's part. Airwalk tried the same thing in the 90s and look where they're at now.