May 3, 2010

Feigning Surprise

The Skate Life is a proposed reality show featuring a semi-surprising number of pros who are not in the nadir of their career. Completely underwhelming.

The Lair won Top Shop and Hardflip cries foul. I figure they can do whatever they want with their contest, even enter it.

Steven Webb is a good example of how to do a bunch of manual and ledge wizardry and not over do it. RESPECT, and he skates grass.

Some genius at KFC is getting high-fived, again, for inventing one of the most disgusting "foods" ever, The Double-Down. Adding to the countless videos of people eating it on the internet is Thrasher and Neckface.

Wiskate only has 600 mini videos to go before lucky #666. RIP GL-1. Sissi, take good care of my boy Nordy!

Apologies to unpublished Locs.


THE HESH said...

on the release day.
needless to say it was gloriously intense.

Thadolo said...

The DOUBLE DOWN is sick, I got one on 106th and ate it with some leftover mashed potatoes. And at 540 calories it is a healthy alternative to some of the tasty coffee drinks out there.

If you get a chance, I think you are in for a surprise.

platinumseagulls said...

I think the 1400 mg of sodium is what turns me off. I don't think I'd go out of my way to get one, but, you never know.

Eric said...

Re: Skatelife.... that should kill skateboarding for a few years, we should be thankful. They all look completely worthless, parents take heed...

Anonymous said...

Lizard King has the exact same voice as Tony Hawk.