April 10, 2009

$1, 3 Polls, Or Something

Oh lecherous readers; skirts are indeed so integral to Springtime in Minnesota! I however, voted for biking, because it's so integral to chasing skirts, living without even having to open a window, and transit to getting iced coffees and chilling on porches, but there's no wrong answer. What!? I'll be the first to admit that this is the worst poll ever, but seriously, those who voted for Weekend At Bernie's 2, that movie is so unbelievable. While Lifetime is just unambitiously and consistently boring, and MTV is a vapid hodgepodge of unreality and banality of its own creation, AND Fox News makes a hoax of journalism and just builds disdain for the WASP ideal, I feel like Spike represents the biggest affront to taste, intelligence, and Culture (yes, with a capital "C"). I'm a huge Star Wars nerd, but when Spike is showing Star Wars, Star Wars fuckin' sucks. Spike should probably be banned, but I don't have the energy...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would rather watch Star Wars then true life, I'm a gay porn star, or made, I want to be a snowboarder. Or any other stupid fucking show on MTV such as "The Hills" Lauren Conrad deserves to be curb stomped.

Johnny Reds said...

Cable sucks all together... The only reason we have it is because it was winter in Mn. Now that spring, may or may not be here, and summer is right around the corner there is no reason to have it. It's a waste to sit around and watch that garbage they call entertainment. Gimme some nice weather, a skateboard, and a pitcher of beer. Done deal.

PhilmerPhil said...

"I'm a huge Star Wars nerd, but when Spike is showing Star Wars, Star Wars fuckin' sucks."
hahahahaha

DOM said...

I was bummed that grilling wasn't on your pole as being one of the best non-skate related things about spring.

Anonymous said...

i agree completely that Spike is banned and voted accordingly. Who are these people that vote on your polls? For that matter, who the fuck am I?

Anonymous said...

don't hate on spike.....