January 26, 2009

Resurrection of the Banned List

Rashad McCants is hereby banned from Platinumseagulls.com. Amazingly, dude averaged almost 15 points per game last season for the Wolves, and shot over 40% from the 3. This season, while still hucking in ten ppg, his inconsistency, total fucking of the offense every time he touched the floor, and obvious shitty attitude caught up with him once McHale took over, first marginalized, now strictly sitting on the bench. Couple that with the fact that we've gone 10 for 12 since he's been in the doghouse and currently have the best record in the league for January of '09, and I still wouldn't find cause to ban Mr. McCants.

Indeed, I should be all rosy for the Wolves tonight, as they just pulled out their third win in a row by taking out the Milwaukee Bucks in Beer City; winning there for the first time since 2004. The game was not pretty in the fourth quarter for the Wolves, too many turn-overs, at least four shot clock violations that I noticed, and their shots weren't coming close to dropping. Luckily, in the first part of the fourth, the Bucks were shooting equally atrociously, but then they went on some runs. We managed to answer with free throws and the like, but the Bucks crept it to within five points, and I'll admit, we looked so bad that if someone had asked, "Who's nervous?," I'd have said, "Me." The game was really up in the air tonight until the well spoken glue guy Ryan Gomes hit a go-ahead three late in the game to essentially seal the deal for the moribund until that point Wolves. That was that, we'll call it a game, Wolves 90, Bucks 83.

So why is Mr. We Shall No Longer Speak His Name banned from Platinumseagulls.com? When Gomes hit the deal-sealing three, MWSNLSHN just fucking sat there, no emotional response, as the rest of the bench manifested some "Oh shit we're really going to win," type shit. Nothing. Nada, zip, banned from Platinum. Hopefully boning one of those Kardashian chicks (seriously, I have no idea why those broads are "famous") will make up for being banned. I doubt it, seriously doubt it.

Post Notes: What up to Pizzy; sad to see Michael Redd go down while you guys cling to the eighth playoff spot. When's Bogut coming back?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

when are we gonna see a platinum seagulls forum?!

Anonymous said...

thats probably not a good idea....

platinumseagulls said...

Let's put it up to a vote.

Bones said...

benji bro, its hodge, check out houseof1817.blogspot.com

You Pour the Tea, I'll Get the Sugar said...

Did you say Nanda Zipp?

littlebit said...

khloe's dress? HORRIFYING.

Jewnessa said...

I say if Miller doesn't start shooting before the Fourth Quarter he too shall be banned. I mean, granted he came through right when we needed him but, c'mon! Gomes, Gomes, Gomes!

chunky said...

you posers need to start playin' ball and stop talkin' about it. you worse than the mall grabbin' kids i see at the moa.

Anonymous said...

How about Mike Miller comming in the big 3 near the end as well. They should still throw the season for draft picks.

platinumseagulls said...

Tanking the end of the season for higher draft picks the last couple of years with KG did not work for us, and I'm still not sure about our braintrust with drafting people. We've got enough young dudes this season, 3 first round picks as it is, where we should focus on trying to be successful. I feel it's better kharmaically too.

Anonymous said...

the phrase "moribund until that point" should really be hyphenated. If you said "moribund-until-that-point" the adjective would be far more comprehensible.

platinumseagulls said...

Yeah, I'm still working on the English degree.

Anonymous said...

It's a skateboarding website... Who cares about the timberwolves?