November 12, 2008

Old Dude Lock In

So it all started when I lost my mind at Juripalooza. Wine and then beer and then wine and then you break out at four when you can't button your coat, you know what I'm talking about. Hop a ride with Roebke to grab your bag and your board, then go sleep at Whodi's. We're good.

Somehow along the lines I ended up back in the truck, sleeping all cuddled up with Roger (the dog, not Bill) and ended up the Lake Delton park in the flurries. And cold. And whatnot...I fell dropping in! A sweeper here a shaka there, breakfast at Denny's, back fast asleep all the way to Cream City.

We skate, we play ping pong, we play NBA Jam, we work on our orbital power, drink some coldies, and eventually, after arriving at the park around two or three, we call it a night around two AM and I freeze myself to sleep.

Waking up at a skatepark means, at least for CJ, that you go skate at ten in the morning and do switch heelflps over barriers and such. Denny's round two ripped, there was a woman eating french fries out of a bowl with a spoon! Play ceelo on an I-phone!

Then it's back to the best place on earth and it's like a repeat of the day before, with some Grand Theft Auto thrown in for good measure. We go and buy some beer and end up with 90 PBRs. Then there's a late-night sesh with some Illinois fools and then we go to the Cactus Club. Hey Ellis! We dipped on that and a Charger almost headonned us. We were all ready for impact. Mike brought us to a bar where Lutzka was chilling and I got to witness a girl trying to get on his nuts so hard, that she ran into a wall trying to go in and kiss him; he'd moved. John Bunch was there too.

Back at the park we played beer pong man, and then tried to get the motorized skateboard going but Mike pulled the starter cord out and he went to try and fix it and I thought it was a good time to go to bed on the floor fully clothed and the photos above are the result of that idea. Drove home all day yesterday. Thanks to Mike and Bill and Bauman and Jamiel and CJ for helping me make mistakes and memories.

Bonus: I'm a fan of Marius and the fact that there's some B&S involved, well...peep it.

Bonus Bonus: General basketball awesomeness.

9 comments:

Sanji said...

Oh, cool. Thanks for the heads up! It was super fun skating with you dudes...

evilonelive said...

Fuck, wow!

platinumseagulls said...

Sanji, I blew it. I relied way too much on the cellphones of others to make shit happen. Never Again!

Anonymous said...

That would never happen to a true Wizard? And you can't be a Wizard if you pass out! Sorry Munzy, No Wizard Status for you! But Pussy Status you will always reign supreme.

typoscura said...

whoa....someone called you out with pussy status.


damn!

platinumseagulls said...

I'm still working on a rebuttal, but I don't think a proper one exists to rebut pussy status. Damn.

littlebit said...

what happened to your face???

Anonymous said...

whoa....Pussy Status you will always reign supreme.
Thanks for the heads up! Pussy! damn!

Anonymous said...

Dont ever get drunk and pass out around white people. They do all kinds of crazy shit to you when your sleeping, color on your face, stick a carrot up your ass or something