March 5, 2009

Locs...Steve Nesser

Photo by Ian O'Connor

Name: Steve Nesser

Nicknames: Lochness, Nasty, Nescafe.

Age: Skateboarder.

What's your deal? Skate Or Die.

Where are you doing it? Planet Earth.

How high can you ollie? A board on its side.

Can I have your board? For sure, if you NEED it.

Favorite local video: The Familia Video?

Whats in your car? Coffee and music.

It's a hot day, skating or swimming? Jump in the lake to set the day off then skate then sunset dip, ahhhhhhhh.

Who's you favorite local skater? ALL OF THEM.

Where's the best place to eat? Go find them.

Mini-Ramp and beer or street? Hahahahahahahahahaha.

How old are you in skate years? Can't put an age on a feeling.

It's 10PM on Saturday night, what are you doing? Contemplating the next move.

RESPECT.

Dank Knuggzz appreciates. Trust one, trust one.

March 3, 2009

March 2, 2009

Actual And Utter Skate Post

The above screen shot is as bad as it gets, but it proves my point perfectly; the most viewed skateboard site on the web has so maxed out it's bandwith recently, that even though it takes a good two minutes to load on my wi-fi, I'm only getting the bare minimum.

Recently someone said that "The Berrics is the best fucking thing in skateboarding right now", and while I run the risk of paraphrase, I've heard another party say that "The Berrics is the worst thing in skateboarding right now," I'm not one to parse the efficacy of either statement just this moment due to intellectual laziness, though it does amaze me (though it shouldn't) that such varying sentiments exist about something as innocuous as a website about a skatepark that you necessarily can't/won't/will never go to.

Tattoos aside, I've got no strong feelings on the whole thing either way. The internet is the internet; all powerful, all stupid, all important, not real. Where we going with this? Some questions:

-There must be incentive to sell TheBerrics.com if it garnered the attention of the Wall Street Journal, but what exactly is that incentive? If Berra and Koston can put up $25,000 for a game of skate [though it remains unseen and untold how much of that cash came from DVS (probably a lot?)], then what's the point of giving something up and risking the sell-out factor when obviously Steve and Eric are doing pretty damn well on their own. According to one random website, TheBerrics.com is worth $159,125.40 a year, using a rubric of estimated ad revinues per day (and shit). Compare that to the paltry $2,277.20 that this site is worth, and well, draw a conclusion.

-To reiterate: Benny Fairfax, who knew?

I was going to posit one more question, being, "Did my ADD just kick in and now I'm ghosting?" Didn't do it though. I am over this nonetheless, and I wrote a trick list in math class tonight. I feel like I'm 17 again or something but really that plus a decade.

Preparation Begets Execution-Re: Saturday Night

London ruminates on the importance of preparation for a crowded bar, mainly in the form of a Malbec in the coat. Sometimes the prep work works best at home: Cody and the 'Sconny genuflection.

Regalness

BURNOUT

March 1, 2009