Local Boy Done Better Than Good: Davis Torgerson
Older Than His Years: David Jaimes
Really, Best Video Part of the Year: CJ Tambornino
Best Local Vid of the Year: Duh, Boondoggle
Rad Bloody Dad: Luke Hunt
Singled Out: Me, Extreme
Still Cute Together: Me, Extreme
URL RIP: Cherryonaspoon.com
Most Eligible Bachelor: Ryan Hansen
Naked Man: Juri Loginov
To the Glue Factory then: Jamiel Nowparvar
Still Cares: Chad Benson
Epicly NYC'd: Viking, EC, Cynthia, Laurie, Stacy...
Still Old School Olu Pratt, Me
World Tours: Todd Bratrud
Who, Me Worry?: Sam McGuire
Event of the Year: Red Wave Challenge
Delirium: Johnny Vang's bachelor party
A New Leaf: Keith Spettel
The New Hotness: Gorgeous mostly Jewish girls.
Born Again: Hardflip.com
Greener than green: Seth McCallum
No Longer Dreaded: Cody Banks, let's keep it that way.
Soon To Be Rad Dad: Steve NesserBest Skatepark: Oakdale
The new Ken Kesey?: Tucker Gerrick
Confirmed Suspect: Wayne Cummings Jr.
Onto the Table???: Dom Randozzi
Dude Doesn't Even Skate: Sam Cassidy
BIG Baby: Rocco Espinoza
It's just a frontside bigspin: Danny Jansen
Dickies: Dan Narloch
Wedded: Johnny Vang and FT, congrats!Free At Last!: Steve Gareri
Lurker of the Year: The Mantis
Still skates: Ryan Damian I swear.
My Band of '08: Belle and fucking Sebastian.
My City of the Year: NYC for about two or three days, MPLS for the other 362 or so.
That's what's up. Be sure to comment and let me know how wrong I got it.
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ReplyDeleteyou know, i'm pleased as pie to have made the list.
ReplyDeletebut, for the record? not jewish.
you can keep me up there - on my better days i look jewish.
I am beyond honored to have made the list; and in such a flattering way. xoxo
ReplyDeleteOakdale is the bomb. and narloch's boondoggle part should have won an award
ReplyDelete3rd place tampa: Davis
ReplyDeleteOh snap, misconceptions, it's been edited, mostly.
ReplyDeleteweird beard: pete spooner
ReplyDeleteNeeds a face lift: 3rdLair.com
ReplyDeleteHey! Moy mom says it makes me look handsome.
ReplyDeletelaughed so hard at the free at last! part
ReplyDeleteian sherman?
ReplyDeletedoes this mean i should be taking LSD and hosting weird parties?
ReplyDeleteoh wait...I already do host weird parties.
ian sherman over rated... get some style fool!
ReplyDeletedamn, Munzy nominating himself for 3 awards? c'mon dog, a little modesty never hurt a soul....
ReplyDeleteSlow as a Turtle award goes to Dom.
ReplyDeleteI didn't just nominate myself for 3 awards, but I gave myself three awards, though I don't think the prestige of having broken up with my girlfriend (award 1), still being friends with my ex (award 2), and the fact that I'm going to school (award 3) take much away from my modesty. Justsayyin'.
ReplyDeletethanks for the props *blush*
ReplyDeletejewish girls are not the new hotness. they have always been the hotness. they are the chosen people. eyebrows for days. sheet sex for days. basically, what i am trying to say is this is the best jew food i have ever had.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, Thank you to Munzy and The Plat. No hard feelings, I hope? Seriously what you do, is great! Second, I am just so fucking honored to win a Platty! I still can't beleive it. 09' is on it's way, and I will continue to Lurk Hard, or Hardly Lurk. Thanks again, Mike
ReplyDeletewait wait wait. we don't ALL have eyebrows for days. but yes to sex for days. please.
ReplyDeletefemale shredder': Amy B.?????
ReplyDeleteLets be wack this year: 3rd Lair
ReplyDeleteDan Jackson. Hardest working man in skateboarding. And by the way ian is far from over rated and his style is rad. Fucking haters are so weak put your fucking name up.
ReplyDeleteWhy Oakdale??? The Bowl corner is a shame to all bowl corners!
ReplyDeleteLedges are everywhere, that cant be why you like it!???
Maybe its because the Edina Park is way to Gnarly for ya! Nothing even comes close to the Edina Grindline park, Are you crazy!???
Look it up! You must not know about it.
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF 09'- SOUTH OF THE METRO
ReplyDeleteMARK ASS BUSTER OF THE YEAR! - MARK MULLER
ReplyDeleteY? = For Making skateboarding a CRIME!!
HPJ, the Edina park sucks ass. I'm sure you rule the place with the 3 variations of frontside slashers that you can muster up. Oakdale is liked because you can actually do some tricks and skate something other than some obvious over tight tranny.
ReplyDeletesherman is still better than whoever is trying to hate on his style. I love that people try to hate on someone that will always be a better skateboarder than them.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for the 3rd lair hate... make sure you know who you hate. Some of us are just trying to keep a job.
Partners in crime = Tom and Dom
ReplyDeleteWow, I like "partners in crime," sick.
ReplyDeletebeard envy: Trevor anderson
ReplyDeletedamn that's radical i got some hate and people to back me up and what not... thanks to the haters! i love to skate man and if i don't look good than "Man Damn, it's all G"!! thanks Turkey.... Where the hell you been at?
ReplyDeletethat was harsh, pete
ReplyDeleteCheck out Mr. McGuire with Reda on the Berrics today.
ReplyDeleteThat funny dude from Boondoggle: George Akande
ReplyDeleteJESUS: MUNZY (christmas birthday)
ReplyDeleteso I got to this late (clearly) but I'm honored to have received a few mentions. Don't check your ego - the break-up/friendship awards are deserved. Plus, you wouldn't be you without it.
ReplyDeleteif you don't know now you know: casey anderson
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