August 26, 2009

PLATINUM PRODUCT REVIEWS

The Sam McGuire Pro Sock Pretty much awesome, and very life-like. You can even wear it to the club that night, and then when you take the sock off if you're lucky a little bit of it will have bled through and a little piece of Sam will be with you until you shower!

TALK BOY X I-POD The perfect accessory for a night on the town; bikes, parking garages and beers beware! Especially amazing for bombing parking garages while listening to Sabbath; watch for the poles on the exit. Git some.

4 comments:

  1. Keep up the great inventions buddy!
    Nicely done

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  2. god damn i wish i was there for that



    cutty? where'd you go homie?

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  3. I made mine too thick!

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