November 21, 2008

MMAPUOHSM

Thrasher says who the Skater of the Year is tomorrow, and having watched the exit polls closely, Platinumseagulls.com is calling the SOTY this year for Silas Baxter Neal. While I'm secretly crossing my fingers for Malto or Mariano, I am happy that we don't have to look at these shitty photoshops anymore. For the record, I'm typing this at, as my computer says it, 12:51 AM, early Friday morning, right after the Lakers beat the shit out of the Suns.

Speaking of the Basketball, I managed to be at The Wolves' win on Wednesday night. I wanted to start a chant saying "Two and Eight is Great!," but shit never caught on. It should be said that I've been present both times they've won...Email if you want to give me some good luck for the team season tickets.

Pete Eldridge is a skater's skater, underrated, and all that other clichedass-shit. Let's just say awesome, and he fully rips in this Mystery promo the way, I think, just about anyone would wish they could skate after they wished for unlimited chicks and money after meeting a genie (It sucks that Uffie is no longer blazable-man-totally tangentmental, not a word, refer to poll post below). Anyways, Jimmy Carlin does a smith grind hardflip out, and The B-Show abides. Boil The Ocean has quite the impassioned synopsis, peep it back at that link. Back on Eldridge, I was fortunate enough to have interviewed him this past spring, and let it be known that he is properly grimy, blue collared, and all the cliche type stuff that I mentioned above-revel in his last trick.

Speaking of magazine work, I posted up the Randy Ploesser Product of the Environment that I did for The Mag, riding the wave of Mag Minute goodwill.

Speaking again of Mag Minutes, I just might be writing up some copy for another local, who should be showcased up in there a little later on here. Hopefully-HA! I gotta send out an email to know for sure.

MMAPUOHSM means a something for so and so in underwear only late in the month of December. A birthday party you ask? We nod.

One big link: When you really get thinking about it, a bike kickflip would be about as amazing as amazing can be. A bike nollie flip is? Watch the clip. Admittedly, I go hot and cold on The Gonz, but this one rules, and the eighty bucks part is amazing.

How many skaters have managed some "The (Their Name)" shit? Comments section!

Speaking of skaters that have attained "The" status, I got really bummed out by the state of visor beanies the other day. Let it be known, the only acceptable visor beanie is one that is properly thick, rolled at the bottom, with a properly short "snub" visor. Like this steez, we all know what's going on behind the silhouette.

Yup. After a pretty cut and dry run of posts, that's going to be that. Dana Scully is hot, I'm judging a contest all weekend, and I love scheduling posts. Ta ta! The X-Files are way fucked up.

Bonus: At first I thought this was weird, like a couple of years ago, but now I think it's commendable. My couple of questions is, who has been paying for the hosting/domain all this time, and why the boardshop part? Anyhow...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Notice it's written in granite on a tombstone?

badger said...

I drop a line to Joe on Facebook asking for the FTP info. Was thinking of loading all the old Fobia videos, adds and what not up on fobia.com. But no response? Maybe we should just leave a dead dog lie.

Extreme Ash said...

1) Did Gonz look homeless? Like more-so then usual? Like his skin looked pretty weathered and dirty.

2) MMjfdklas;jfkd;asj fdl;s - party is going to be awesome.

Extreme Ash said...

oh wait, that's MMAPUOHSM. Got it.

typoscura said...

the "p" comes after the third "m".

Anonymous said...

THE "B-SHOW"